Thursday, May 29, 2014

Jihad in Malaysia over Chocolates

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A routine check on Cadbury chocolate products by the Health Ministry had “tested positive for traces of porcine DNA”.

Following this, the Malaysian Islamic Development Department (Jakim) immediately suspended the products' ‘halal’ certification – Cadbury Dairy Milk Hazelnut (batch number 200813M01H I2 that expires on November 13, 2014) and Cadbury Dairy Milk Roast Almond (batch number 221013N01R I1, that expires on January 15, 2015) while Cadbury Malaysia scrambled to recall the chocolates from stores.
Almost immediately, some Malaysians were aggrieved, shocked and scandalized. More than 20 Malay-Muslim groups that include the Muslim Consumers Association of Malaysia (PPIM), Perkasa, Pertubuhan Kebajikan Darul Islah Malaysia (Perkid), Ikatan Muslimin Malaysia (Isma) and the Halal Muslim Entrepreneurs' Association (Puhm) banded together and they were baying for blood. They claimed that Cadbury had “crossed the line” by selling its porcine-tainted chocolates, and that quick action was needed.

“They have betrayed us Muslims by putting 'haram' elements through the foods we consume in our body, to weaken us Muslims”, a churlish chorus of ferocious fury was heard.
“That is why Muslims are weak, divided,” Perkasa Selangor chief Abu Bakar Yahya explained.
Perkid president Ustaz Masridzi Sat added that most social ills and apostasy cases in the country involving Muslims stemmed from them consuming food which was not ‘halal’.

“Because the person eats pork it is difficult to guide him to the right path. When the day of judgment comes, that person will be wearing a pig-face because of what he has eaten,” he shot off a warning. This was accompanied by shouts of “Allahuakbar” (God is great!) and a call for a nationwide boycott on all Cadbury products. They promised to wage a holy war against the confectionary giant.

If I follow this logic and I accept that the Malays as painted by this bunch of idiots are really weak and divided, then can I imply that Malays have been secretly eating pork all this while? Isn't this stupid?

Only in Malaysia can we have a jihad because of tainted chocolates! Malaysia Boleh!

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