Saturday, September 5, 2026

I Drank Too Much

Flo & Joan (sisters Nicola and Rosie Dempsey) perform one of their best loved songs describing a debaucherous bender! 

This fan-favourite track hilariously chronicles a "perfect night out" that quickly devolves into chaotic, alcohol-fueled mishaps. 

From Rob Delaney's Stand Up Central.

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The brilliant irony of this song lies in its structure. They pair pristine, church-choir-style vocal harmonies with an increasingly chaotic narrative about getting blackout drunk and falling off a bar.

Nicola’s stone-faced keyboard playing perfectly balances Rosie’s manic, wide-eyed energy as the lyrics devolve from a "sophisticated glass of vino" into utter public devastation.

It succeeds because it is deeply relatable but structurally flawless. The relentless, escalating rhythm mimics the exact feeling of a night out spiralling out of control. 

A sharp observational comedy song that has become my favourite!




Liverpool had hoped for their first win of the season at newly promoted Ipswich Town yesterday. 

After all, the Reds have won their last four Premier League games against the Tractor Boys across the 2001-02 and 2024-25 seasons, scoring 17 goals and conceding just once.

And they got the job done with a smooth 2-0 victory, giving new boss Andoni Iraola his very first Premier League victory in charge of the Merseysiders. 

The opening goal came when Cody Gakpo picked up the ball 40 yards out and in the 6th minute, threaded a beautiful pass to Alexander Isak, who buried a powerful finish from a tight angle. 

Just three minutes later, Gakpo pulled off a ridiculous trivela pass, setting up Isak to round the keeper and slide in his second.

Fear on the Shelves


You used to make yourself the breakfast of champions: some coffee, eggs, toast, maybe some yogurt and berries, along with some screentime. But as soon as you go to take a bite of those scrambled eggs, you stop: you saw a post saying eggs have been recalled for salmonella. Not to worry, you turn to your toast – but now even bread has been recalled for containing metal. Those berries? Recalled for e. Coli. 

Your breakfast has now become a wearily-drunk glass of water and doomscrolling about the latest recalled food item. 

If you’re feeling weary about your food, you’re not alone: the majority of Americans have lost confidence in the American food system. And there’s a good reason: in August alone, the Food and Drug Administration announced 26 food recall notices. Add in drug notices, and the agency posted 46 recalls for the month. 

According to a consumer survey commissioned by GS1 US – the nonprofit standards group best known for creating the UPC barcode that’s seen in products in your grocery cart – 94% of US adults say they’re concerned about how frequently food is being recalled. 

And within those warnings lies a growing tension: A recall means a potentially dangerous product has been identified and pulled from the market, one of the mechanisms designed to keep unsafe food away from consumers. 

Yet as the notices pile up, Americans are losing confidence in that system, with the share of adults who believe recalls effectively protect public health and safety fell to 80%, from 85% last year. 

According to the survey, more than two-thirds (67%) of consumers say they’ve avoided an entire food category after a recall, up from 60% last year. Nearly as many, 66%, have hesitated to buy the same product or brand again. And 59% have thrown away recalled food even when their state or region wasn’t affected. 

According to The New Republic’s tally of FDA recall notices, the agency announced 18 food recall notices in August 2025 and 19 in August 2024. But two years later, that number rose to 26, excluding pet food. 

Salmonella accounted for a sizable share of August’s food recall notices, with 12 of the 26 recalls referencing potential Salmonella contamination, as compared to just two in July, and one in August of each of the previous two years, according to The New Republic. 

The affected products were all over the grocery aisle: radishes, mangoes, alfalfa sprouts, granola and jalapeños have all been recalled over potential Salmonella contamination. 

Sometimes the reasons for recalls were due to mislabeled products or foreign substances. With Halloween right around the corner, those looking for a sweet treat might get the trick, too: chocolate eyeballs were recalled for undeclared milk, meaning milk was left off the label. Ready-to-go baked spaghetti instead? Watch out for aluminum slivers. Craving a fruit bar in this summer heat? Careful, glass got your tongue. Vegan frozen dessert sandwiches? Surprise: they may contain egg. An almond and cocoa spread may come with unlisted cashews, pistachios and hazelnuts, too. 

The list has gotten so long that people took to X to keep track. “America, welcome to the wheel of misfortune”, one X user wrote after a Hodo tofu recall. 

But counting recall notices isn’t the same thing as counting outbreaks or illnesses. Recalls can happen for vastly different reasons, from bacterial contamination and undeclared allergens to foreign objects such as glass, metal or plastic. They can also vary dramatically in scale and severity.

A single contamination event can also trigger multiple recall notices as ingredients move through the supply chain. One Salmonella outbreak linked to jalapeños this summer, for example, resulted in several downstream recalls of products containing the recalled peppers, according to the FDA. 

“There isn’t one single factor driving the number we’re seeing”, Melanie Nuce-Hilton, Senior Vice President of Customer Success at GS1 US, told Fortune. 

Some recalls carry far greater consequences than others. Midwest Poultry Services recalled nearly 1.6 million dozen eggs – almost 19 million eggs – after detecting a potential Salmonella contamination at two Texas farms. The outbreak sickened at least 98 people across 17 states and hospitalized 26. Nuce-Hilton said recalls can be evidence that food-safety systems are identifying problems and removing affected products from the market. 

However, Vineet Dubey, a Los Angeles-based environmental attorney, told Fortune they can also expose weaknesses in the system. 

“People could argue that numerous recalls mean better detection, but they can also expose weaknesses,” said Dubey. “The real question isn’t simply why we’re recalling more food; it’s why contaminated food is making it far enough through the supply chain to require a recall”. 

Whatever is driving the increase, consumers aren’t always limiting their reaction to the products regulators actually tell them to avoid. 

“Consumers are making a category-level decision about a product-level problem”, Nuce-Hilton said. 

Most recalls are much narrower, affecting certain products, lots, batches or regions during a particular timeframe. But when shoppers respond by avoiding the entire category, Nuce-Hilton said, companies whose products were never involved can lose sales and perfectly safe food can end up in the trash. 

Part of the problem is figuring out whether the food sitting in the refrigerator is actually part of the recall. 

Consumers may have to find the recall alert, inspect the packaging and match a lot code that can itself be difficult to read, Nuce-Hilton said. Faced with that process, some simply throw the food away as a precaution. Fifty-nine percent of those surveyed said they’ve discarded recalled food even when their state or region wasn’t affected. 

Tracing the food itself isn’t always simple, either. Nuce-Hilton explained how fresh produce can be particularly difficult to trace because of how many hands it can pass through before reaching consumers. A single shipment may contain produce from multiple fields or growers before moving between packers, distributors, processors and retailers. Along the way, products can be repacked or combined with other lots, making it harder to preserve information about exactly where a particular item came from. 

When that information gets separated from the food, companies can have a harder time isolating exactly what needs to be recalled and may end up pulling more product than necessary, she said. 

GS1 US are reportedly working with brands to transition from traditional UPCs to two-dimensional barcodes capable of carrying more detailed batch- and item-level information. One goal, Nuce-Hilton said, is for shoppers to eventually scan a package and determine whether their particular item is part of a recall instead of guessing.

The bigger risk is that as recall notices pile up, they all start to sound the same. Nuce-Hilton said consumers need to quickly understand how serious a recall is, whether the product they have is affected, and what they should do about it. 

“When a shopper can get those answers quickly, the urgent recalls are perceived as urgent”, she said. “When they can’t, every recall carries the same weight, and eventually it’s possible that none of them do”.  

Friday, September 4, 2026

Life Lessons from Cartoons


On Monday, I returned to Emspaced in KL Sentral to serve as the Toastmaster for the KL Advanced Toastmasters club meeting.

I had chosen the theme "Life Lessons from Cartoons", providing an expressive anchor that brought back childhood nostalgia, and in the process, elevated the club’s atmosphere and made it magically memorable. Club president Prada Tan predictably ripped up the standard agenda, letting her imagination call the shots and injecting raw, creative chaos into the meeting. 

After all, themed meetings not only enhance the club’s energy but also provide an enriching and enlightening experience for both members and guests.

It was a high-energy, engaging session that stood in stark contrast to earlier iterations of the club. Looking back to when it was "managed" by MA Lakhmichand (popularly known as Lucky or Cosy Amar on Facebook), the atmosphere used to be defined by a rather staid solemnity.

Monday's meeting proved just how far the club's vibrant culture has come. Much of this remarkable transformation can be attributed to the dynamic leadership of Prada Tan, alongside strong, unwavering support from Rohijas MD Sharif (VPE), Yuli Leong (VPM), and Philip Wong (IPP).

If you haven't dropped by recently, do join us for our next in-person meeting to experience this fantastic new vibe firsthand!

If you haven't dropped by recently, do join us for our next in-person meeting to experience this fantastic new vibe firsthand!

Photos of the said meeting:



















The Superpower That Is China


When Japan rebuilt itself after World War II and became an economic powerhouse in a single generation, the world called it the "Japanese Miracle". When South Korea, Taiwan, Hong Kong, and Singapore soared from poverty to prosperity, they were celebrated as the "Four Asian Tigers". 

But when China does exactly the same thing – actually, on a scale far more massive than any of them – Western media calls it the "China Shock". Same playbook. Different label. 

What changed? 

A Costa Rican economist named Ottón Solís had written an essay, titled "US negotiating more than trade", that was published in October 2025, on the platform Latinoamérica21 (and syndicated via China Daily). It cuts through this double standard with refreshing clarity and resounding cogency.

Let's walk through his argument, because it's definitely worth hearing. 

What China Actually Did 

Over the past decade, China has become a global leader in electric vehicles, AI, batteries, biotech, renewable energy, robotics, and semiconductors. It didn't just catch up – in many areas, it pulled ahead. 

The Western response? "Overcapacity". "Production surplus". "State-driven distortion". 

But as Solís points out, the same strategies – state-guided industrial policy, massive investment in education and infrastructure, a focus on long-term planning, and a stable political environment – were precisely what powered Japan and the Asian Tigers. 

Yet when Japan did it, it was a miracle. When China does it, it's a threat. 

The Real Outcomes 

Here's what "overcapacity" actually means in practice: 

First, millions of middle‑ and low‑income consumers around the world now have access to affordable cars, phones, solar panels, and other industrial products. This is not a bad thing. 

Second, the global fight against climate change became far more effective because high‑quality renewable energy equipment is now cheap enough for developing countries to afford. 

Third, Western industries that are less productive and high‑cost can't compete. And instead of asking why their own industries became uncompetitive, Western politicians are blaming China for being... too efficient. 

The Factors Western Politicians Refuse to Talk About 

Solís lists five factors behind China's success: 

  • A vast domestic market that enables economies of scale. 
  • High savings and investment rates – driven by cultural attitudes and policy choices. 
  • Policy continuity and political stability. 
  • Massive investment in education, infrastructure, energy, and R&D. 
  • A coherent development strategy that includes industrial policy alongside market forces. 

Now, ask yourself: which of these factors is uniquely Chinese? 

None of them. 

Western countries could boost their savings rates through fiscal and monetary policy – if their political systems were willing to make those choices. They could invest more in education, infrastructure, and science – if they were willing to cut military spending or raise taxes on billionaires. They could reach cross‑party agreements to ensure policy continuity – if their politicians prioritized national strategy over short‑term electoral victories. 

But they don't. 

And then they blame China for their own political failures. 

The Uncomfortable Conclusion 

Solís's argument is simple: Western politicians have a choice. They can keep blaming China, stoking anti‑China rhetoric, and risking global peace. Or they can look at what China did right, learn from it, and apply those lessons within their own political and economic systems. But that would require acknowledging that China's success is not a fluke or a cheat – it's the result of deliberate, long‑term strategies that any country could adopt, if its leaders had the will. 

Instead, they double down on the narrative that China is somehow "unfair", while refusing to examine their own shortcomings. 

Thursday, September 3, 2026

Penang Gazettes Hungry Ghost Festival as State Heritage

In Malaysia, Penang has officially recognized the Teong Guan Phor Thor, or Hungry Ghost Festival, as an intangible cultural heritage item under the Penang State Heritage Enactment 2011. 

The gazettement actually took effect on June 25, 2026, following approval by the state government to safeguard local traditions. 

Chief Minister Chow Kon Yeow noted that the move highlights the diverse religious traditions practiced by the Chinese community. 

Celebrated during the seventh lunar month, the festival features large "Tai Su Yeah" (King of Hades) effigies, getai stage shows, and traditional Chinese opera.





Despite its association with ghosts, the Hungry Ghost Festival serves a deeper purpose. The event is more about teaching the younger generation the importance of filial piety, doing good deeds, and respecting their ancestors. These values are integral to the festival’s enduring relevance and significance.

In the second round of the China Masters 2026 today, Malaysia’s world No. 5 women's doubles pair Pearly Tan-Thinaah Muralitharan suffered an agonising defeat against Thailand's up-and-coming Benyapa-Nuntakarn Aimsaard. 

The Thai sister duo, ranked world No. 43, took the match in three hard-fought games in 67 minutes: 21-16, 17-21, 21-19. 

Pearly and Thinaah were originally drawn to face China's Luo Yi and Wang Tingge in the round of 32. However, following a wave of late withdrawals from top-seeded pairs, a Seed Withdrawal Movement (SWM) reshuffled the draw, giving the Malaysians a direct first-round bye straight into the round of 16.

I am really disappointed. It's unforgivable. Another tournament, another self-inflicted disaster from Pearly and Thinaah. As the world No. 5 pair, how are they still handing over the opening game like charity? 

This toxic habit of losing the first game is a ticking time bomb, and it again blew up in their faces against a pair ranked No. 43 in the world! They were handed fresh legs and a massive physical advantage on a silver platter. 

What did they do with it? They wasted it by playing catch-up yet again, turning what should have been a straightforward win into an exhausting three-game torture.

Bundibugyo Ebola Strain Ravages DRC



The Ebola outbreak in the Democratic Republic of Congo (DRC) continues to escalate, with confirmed infections now topping 6,000 and the death toll reaching 2,911, according to government figures. 

The outbreak, caused by the Bundibugyo strain of the Ebola virus, has spread to around 60 zones in six provinces, raising fears that the virus is outpacing efforts to contain it. 

As researchers continue trials aimed at developing a licensed vaccine for the Bundibugyo strain, Congolese authorities have rolled out a vaccination campaign focused on front-line health workers. 

The vaccine, Ervebo (rVSV-EBOV-GP) is licensed exclusively for the Zaire strain (Orthoebolavirus zairense) of the Ebola virus. The current outbreak in the DRC is driven by the Bundibugyo strain (Orthoebolavirus bundibugyoense), for which there is currently no approved vaccine or specific treatment.





Yesterday, Martin O'Neill's side continued their unbeaten start to the domestic campaign with a comfortable 3-0 Scottish Premiership victory at home to Aberdeen. 

Collecting a crisp pass from Benjamin Nygren about 20 yards out, Camilo Durán manufactured a half-yard of breathing room. He then unleashed an unstoppable, minimal-backlift rocket in the 14th minute that clanged into the top-left corner off the underside of the crossbar. 

The Colombian striker appeared to get a touch on the ball twenty minutes later, helping it on to the onrushing Nygren, whose low shot bobbled into the back of the net. 

And during a rapid counter-attack, Durán again turned provider, slipping a precise pass into the path of Yang Hyun-jun. The Korean calmly slotted it home deep into first-half stoppage time, completely killing off the match before the interval.

Wednesday, September 2, 2026

Two Events, One Day, 16 Books Sold!

Two Ahmad Fakhri events in Kuala Lumpur on Friday and I was involved in both.

First, TARUMT KL Toastmasters organized and hosted a mini-seminar titled "How to Write an Unforgettable Speech" at the Arena on the Tunku Abdul Rahman University of Management and Technology main campus in Jalan Genting Kelang, Setapak.

Of course, he focussed on our Diamond technique of speech crafting.

We even sold three sets of our books, "The Diamond in Your Speech" and "The Pearls of Your Speech" – not bad for a two-hour session, if you ask me. 





























Second, MAPSA (Malaysian Association of Professional Secretaries and Administrators) arranged and ran a four-hour workshop "The Art of Speechcrafting Powered by Agentic AI" at Rumah MAPSA in Lorong Tempinis Kiri Satu, Lucky Garden, Bangsar.

This time, we managed to sell four sets as well as two additional Diamond books.






































That brings us to a total haul of nine Diamond and seven Pearls books altogether.