Friday, September 30, 2016

The Language the Government Frown Upon

I stumbled upon this James Harbeck article on BBC Online. It is an interesting piece on “the language the government tried to suppress” – which is Singlish. 

Malaysians know that it is pretty similar to our own Manglish and yet, still distinctively different.
 
Singlish is the unofficial language – or dialect? or slang? – of Singapore, born out of the contact between the principal cultures that make up the city state. It’s a living example of how languages can change and develop. It is also an expression of the Singaporean character and culture, a national treasure – or a detriment and danger to the country, depending on whom you ask.
 
The population of Singapore today is more than 75% Chinese, about 15% Malay, about 8% ‘Indian’ (mainly Tamil), and roughly 2% other origins, but about half of the population now speak English (or Singlish) at home.
 
Singlish is said to be the neutral language between members of different ethnic groups. It is undeniably a central expression of Singaporean culture, vibrant, loaded with references from the cultural backgrounds of Singaporeans. And it is still thought of by many Singaporeans as ‘bad English’ even as they use it themselves.
 
Harbeck is right. You can’t really get a full sense of Singlish from the page.
 
The intonation and pronunciation make it sound even less familiar. To give you a better idea of Singlish – please have a listen to this marvelous rendition of a scene from Frozen in Singlish.

Singlish Frozen:



If we care to scrutinize the “language”, all syllables have approximately equal length and stress. It sounds almost like a tone language in places.
 
Some sounds are changed, and consonants at the ends of words are often dropped or reduced – “like that” becomes liddat. Conjugational and plural endings often disappear. There are quite a few loanwords, such as kena, ‘get something bad’; kiasu, ‘fear of losing out’; shiok,very good’; sian, ‘boring’; buay song, ‘not happy’; pek chek, ‘annoyed, frustrated’; and sia, which is used as an emphatic rather as we might use ‘man’.
 
Words are often left out where they can be assumed, especially pronouns; on the other hand, words may be repeated for emphasis. “Can help me do dis?” “Can, can, confirm can.” The net effect can sound hurried, impatient, or even rude.
 
But there are those who argued that Singlish is better than English because it’s more efficient.
 
Lah is surely the most famous word in Singlish, and is emblematic of a whole class of words that set Singlish apart: pragmatic particles – a kind of verbal equivalent of an emoji. These words inserted at the ends of sentences are mostly borrowed from other languages (especially Chinese dialects), and they have to be said with the right tone, as if in Chinese.
 
Lor (mid-level tone) expresses resignation (So liddat lor, “It’s just like that, what can you do?”); meh (high tone) expresses a proposition in need of confirmation (Cannot meh, “You really can’t?”); liao (low falling-rising) indicates a completed action (The postal service stopped liao). Even wad – which is to say, what – when said with a low falling tone at the end of a sentence expresses objection (if you are asked to buy something you have already bought, you might say Got already wad). And lah, of course, can be said with so many different tones to express so many different  things.
 
Still, many regard Singlish as being heavily accented, grammatically sloppy English. And the Singapore government frowns on it. At its most realized, Singlish is really a different language that uses English words in abundance. At its closest to standard English, it may differ in pronunciation, use of pragmatic particles, and there are loan words aplenty.
 
On Wednesday evening, I was in Jalan SS26/6 in Taman Mayang Jaya, PJ where I served as the General Evaluator of the PJ Toastmasters meeting. A good meeting except that it ended really late.
 

















 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
And thank you to the Toastmaster-of-the-Evening, Liew Shaw Kang who brought me my Coke 'medication' it was really nice of him!

Tuesday, September 27, 2016

Peace Finally Comes to Colombia

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Colombian President Juan Manuel Santos(left) and Marxist rebel leader Timochenko  shake hands after signing a peace accord in Cartagena, Colombia, September 26, 2016. Reuters pic
 
Yesterday, in Cartagena, Colombia, the country's president, Juan Manuel Santos and the leader of the Revolutionary Armed Forces of Colombia (FARC), Timoleon “Timochenko” Jimenez, inked a historic deal – a peace agreement sealed last month after a four-year negotiation process to end Latin America’s last major armed conflict.
 
Santos called it “a new stage in our history – one of a country in peace!”
 
The two signed with pens made out of real bullets for the occasion.
 
The guests at the signing included UN Secretary-General Ban Ki-moon, US Secretary of State John Kerry, the Vatican's Secretary of State Pietro Parolin, and an array of Latin American leaders including Cuban President Raul Castro.
 
The 2,500 attendees wore white for the 70-minute ceremony.
 
The accord remains to be ratified in a referendum next week.
 
Colombia's peace deal breaks new ground in trying to balance the desire for peace with the demands of justice which bedevil all peace talks.
 
There's no amnesty, unlike all previous peace accords in the region. The FARC, as well as Colombia's security forces, have accepted special tribunals and a truth and reconciliation process.
 
Let’s pray that the painstaking peace that has been achieved is permanent.
 
On Saturday, Celtic gave Kilmarnock a 6-1 drubbing.
 
Moussa Dembele's brace (35, 38) ensured his team extend their Scottish Premiership lead to five points.
 
But it was Killie striker Souleymane Coulibaly who opened the scoring with a sensational 35-yard strike from the left touchline – in the thirty-second minute.
 
James Forrest slotted the third in the fifty-second minute and Leigh Griffiths claimed the fourth, fourteen minutes later. And Scott Sinclair dispatched a penalty (72) before Tom Rogic added a sixth in the eighty-fifth minute.
 
And Liverpool claimed a third straight EPL win courtesy of an emphatic 5-1 victory over 10-man Hull. The Reds were really in control of the game, from start to finish.
 
Adam Lallana's low shot from inside the box in the seventeenth minute following a driving run and pass from Coutinho, yielded the first goal. Then thirteen minutes later, James Milner scored from the spot after Hull’s Ahmed Elmohamady saw red for handball in the box. Sadio Mane added a third for the home side. More goals were inevitable and came through Sadio Mane's low finish (36), Coutinho's brilliant long-range effort (52) and Milner's second penalty (71) – awarded for Andrew Robertson's foul on substitute Daniel Sturridge. Hull got a consolation goal through David Meyler (51).
 
Did you know that in the time since Jurgen Klopp took over on October 08, 2015, Liverpool have scored 71 goals, more than any other team over this period?

On Saturday too, Liquid Gold Toastmasters met at Sis & Co. in Jalan Jenjarum in Kg. Kayu Ara Damansara, PJ for only our second LG Lite meeting. A wee collection of just four members.

But that in no way, spoiled our fun because we still had our F&B and equally important, speeches and evaluations, including Table Topics. And of course, fellowship.
















 

Monday, September 26, 2016

Exploding Galaxy Note 7s

Samsung's Galaxy Note 7 entered the market with a bang!
 
Literally. Some of the phones actually exploded.
 
The world's largest maker of mobile phones had to recall 2.5 million units of this particular model – and all because their batteries began catching fire while charging.
 
The recall already puts fresh pressure on Samsung, which are already squeezed by competition from Apple in the high-end market and Chinese rivals in the low-and mid-end segment.
 
And it didn't take the Internet long to come up with all sorts of hilarious responses – a couple of my favorites have been included here. Just be careful… you might just explode with laughter!
 



 
 
 
 
 



 
 

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 






 
Dysfunctional Veteran’s photo
 
Actually, no brand or model is necessarily safe.
 
That is because phones use lithium ion battery packs for their power, and it just so happens that the liquid swimming around inside most lithium ion batteries is highly flammable.
 
If the battery short-circuits – say, by puncturing the incredibly thin sheet of plastic separating the positive and negative sides of the battery – the puncture point becomes the path of least resistance for electricity to flow. It heats up the (flammable!) liquid electrolyte at that spot. And if the liquid heats up quickly enough, the battery can explode.
 
It is not as if Samsung or any other phone manufacturer doesn’t know that lithium ion batteries pose a risk – but the electronics industry continues to use the flammable formula because the batteries are so much smaller and lighter than less-destructive chemistries. Lithium ion batteries pack a punch, for better or for worse.
 
Anyway, according to an unnamed Samsung official who spoke to Yonhap News, the Note 7's manufacturing defect affects less than 0.01 percent of all Note 7 handsets sold.
 
Some quick back-of-the-envelope math, and you're potentially looking at fewer than 1,000 defective phones. "It is a very rare manufacturing process error", a Samsung rep told CNET.

So, there's nothing to worry about? Except for the couple of hundreds who are just plain unlucky!

Sunday, September 25, 2016

The Language of Silence

I wish to re-post this news item from UK’s The Guardian dated July 29, 2016.
 
It tells us about the power of communication – but more than that, it teaches us that communication isn’t always about words – and that sometimes, silence is just as powerful.
 
And true enough – the headline reads: “No words as Pope Francis visits the Auschwitz death camp in silence”.

 
 
Pope Francis pays his respects at the ‘wall of death’. Photo: David W Cerny/Reuters
 
The pontiff visited the Nazi death camps – the place where 1.1 million people were killed at Auschwitz-Birkenau during the Second World War. There was much somber contemplation and prayer.
 
In fact, Pope Francis had said he wanted his visit – the third by a pope – to be conducted in silence.
 
“I would like to go to that place of horror without speeches, without crowds – only the few people necessary. Alone, enter, pray. And may the Lord give me the grace to cry”.
 
At Block 11, Francis met a group of former inmates of the camp and some of those hailed as “righteous among nations” for risking their lives to save Jews during the Nazi occupation of Poland.
 
One passed him a lit candle, which the pope carried to the “wall of death” at the end of the block’s yard, in front of which thousands of inmates were executed.
 
Also, the pope spent time alone in the cell of Maximilian Kolbe, a Franciscan priest who volunteered to take the place of a prisoner selected for death. Kolbe died on August 14, 1941 and was later canonised by Pope John Paul II.
 
The visit falls on the 75th anniversary of the day Kolbe was condemned to death.
 
The pope’s only public words were written in the Auschwitz guest book: “Lord, have pity on your people. Lord, forgive so much cruelty”.
 
The vast majority of those who died at Aushwitz-Birkenau were Jewish, but thousands of Polish Catholics, Roma and Soviet prisoners of war also lost their lives.
 
Speaking before the visit, Piotr Cywiński, the director of the Auschwitz-Birkenau memorial complex, said: “There are places and tragedies which make you at a loss for words, where actually there are no words to express what so many still see as unimaginable”.
 
So very true.
 
On Thursday evening, I returned to Level 5, Wisma Naza in Jalan Sg. Besi, KL to attend the Metro Toastmasters meeting.

I was slated to be the Table Topics Master but I also ended up giving a speech too. It was a CC speech #2 titled “I’m in Love”.
 






 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Since June of this year, I have been mainly focusing on my Advanced speeches – so it is timely that I restart a new round of Competent Communication manuals. I am hoping to complete 10 CCs this 2016-2017.

Saturday, September 24, 2016

Rio Paralympics Provides Cheer for Malaysians













Bernama photo

Just as the Rio Olympics has shown that Malaysia too has the sports talents to garner awards (read my blogpost dated August 21, 2016), we achieved even more spectacular success in the Rio 2016 Paralympics (September 7-18, 2016) – in fact, we collected four medals, placing us in the 36th ranking among 163 competing countries.
 
The quartet that brought golden honors to the country were Mohamad Ridzuan in the men’s 100m T36 (cerebral palsy category), Muhammad Ziyad in the men’s shot put F20 (intellectual disability) and Abdul Latif in the men’s long jump T20 (intellectual disability). And Siti Noor Radiah won the bronze in the women’s long jump T20 (learning disability).
 
We certainly need news like this to cheer us up as a nation.
 
On the Zika front, Health Ministry director-general Dr Noor Hisham Abdullah had said on Thursday, there has been no new cases. The number of zika cases remain at six between September 01 and 21.
 
Good to hear!
 
On Thursday, I was at the OCBC Malaysian Head Office in Menara OCBC at 18, Jalan Tun Perak, KL – at the invitation of Nor Lida Dahalan – to present my last speech from the Interpersonal Communication manual, i.e. Assignment #5 Asserting Yourself Effectively. I also evaluated a CC#2.
 
And I was voted Best Project Speaker. Nice.
 
With this – I have also completed the requirements to fulfill my ACS award, my fourth! This represents my third educational award for September and my 8th todate for 2016-2017.