Saturday, June 30, 2012

Summoning Spider-Man

How unsafe is Malaysia? It’s not just the public who worry about their safety. Even security guards have become victims. Just consider the suburban neighborhood of middle class Subang Jaya. According to a post on the community portal SJAlert, USJ guard Lal Bahadur was attacked by unknown men during his night patrol in Jalan USJ2/4S. A similar incident happened in SS12 last Wednesday when another guard was assaulted along SS12/3A.

Subang Jaya assemblyperson Hannah Yeoh said the increasing crime rate in Subang Jaya was no longer just a perception. “It is very scary when guards are being attacked and this is a repeat incident. There have been several break-ins and robberies in USJ2 and I have also been getting reports on increasing crime in PJS9 in adjoining Bandar Sunway” (The Star, Metro, June 29, 2012, p 06).

If the police cannot stop crime and Batman does not respond, can Spider-Man give us a helping hand?


Fellow Toastmaster and friend Jacy Wee uploaded this humorous speech (titled “Local English") – I am sharing it with other Toastmasters who are intending to participate in this year’s edition of the Humorous Speech Contest:

Thursday, June 28, 2012

A Meal of Genitals

My April 12, 2010 post – check out this intriguing link at http://helpvictor.blogspot.com/2010/04/liverpool-and-fulham-produced-scoreless.html – talked about a Beijing restaurant that serves genitals. But these are animal penises and testicles. If you think this is weird, then read about the grotesque story of a real screwy delicacy!

Mao Sugiyama, 22, a controversial Japanese artist apparently considers himself to be “asexual”. So in an insane moment of demented irrationality, he decided to relinquish his manhood and his penis and testicles were surgically removed and frozen sometime in March 2012.

Then on April 08, he tweeted: "[Please retweet] I am offering my male genitals (full penis, testes, scrotum) as a meal for 100,000 yen...Will prepare and cook as the buyer requests, at his chosen location." Not surprisingly, the story went viral in his homeland – but only five brave diners agreed to try the dish. Even so, it attracted scores of curious locals who attended the May 13 event but they fed themselves crocodile and beef instead.

Mao garnished slivers of the severed penis shaft, testicles and scrotal skin with parsley and mushrooms before serving it to the five willing customers at £160 (20,000 yen) a time.


In May 18 tweets, the artist had indicated that steps were taken to ensure the act met all relevant laws, including a ban on organ sales, processing of medical waste and even food sanitation requirements.

Police in Tokyo said they knew of the episode, but added that it had not broken the law as cannibalism was not illegal in Japan.

The Banning of a Book

Bookstore operator Berjaya Books on June 25 won leave for a judicial review against the Federal Territory Islamic Affairs Department (JAWI) for what it claims was ‘improper’ prosecution against an employee and illegal seizure of a controversial book before it was banned by the Home Ministry.

Berjaya owns Borders Bookstores, whose store manager Nik Raina Nik Abdul Aziz was charged on June 19 in the Kuala Lumpur syariah court – she was alleged to have committed the offence of selling copies of a book by Canadian author Irshad Manji deemed to be against Islamic law (hukum syarak) and banned in Malaysia. JAWI enforcers had raided the bookstore at The Gardens Mall on May 23, 2012 and seized Manji’s book titled “Allah, Liberty and Love”.


This was so wrong because it was a blatant case of perversion in discharging a law that is repressive in the first place. For starters, Nik Raina was arrested on May 23 itself for having the banned book in her store; but the book was not banned until May 29. And JAWI is not some renegade department comprising of rabid Talibans – at least, not that I am aware of – but that it actually comes under the Prime Minister’s office. And yet no minister including Najib Razak has the moral courage to do the right thing and correct the injustice perpetrated by radical zealots who imperiously enforce an oppressive law in the name of religion.

Thumbs-up to Borders management for standing up for their employee! I don’t think many companies will do this – so I applaud them for doing the right thing.

I wonder where is Mohd Ali Baharom, the former soldier who led other old farts to do their butt exercise in front of Ambiga’s residence (My blog post dated May 16, 2012 titled “Veteran Soldiers Flaunt Their Behinds” refers). Hmmm, even Ibrahim Ali has been quiet of late. These ninnies should come out of the woodwork to uphold their religion. If Borders dared to question JAWI, was it not questioning Islam? And didn’t this mean that Islam was under attack? Well, there are sure to be those who will be convinced of this. If this is the case, then shouldn’t Perkasa or Perkida or any of the right-wing organizations mobilize their members to do butt excercises at every single Borders store in order to vent their fury at those who belittle Islam? Maybe this time, they shouldn’t be displaying their behinds. Maybe this time, they should be mooning instead.


The hearing date for the judicial review has been set for September 05, 2012.


Last evening, I decided to attend the Scope Toastmasters meeting. For some reason that I still do not understand, Scope suddenly came to mind on Tuesday and I made a beeline to go to Level 2 of Menara LYL in Petaling Jaya the following day. The last time I went to this same venue was August 18, 2010 and it was an uncool experience. But this time, I actually enjoyed the meeting very much. There were only ten of us – 4 members, 4 visiting Toastmasters and 2 non-Toastmasters – but by the time we got ready to disperse, there was this palpable satisfaction about the meeting.

This is another club in crisis. Dwindling membership, diminishing interest and declining relevance make it difficult for a club to continue to survive. Yet to the credit of the few members, they refused to surrender, to capitulate, to give up. And now with the heavy-duty support and encouragement from the incoming Area B5 Governor, Ng Sok Teng – officially, she’s not even in the job yet! – I know this club can rebound. I watched how this soft-spoken Toastmaster confidently restored members’ faith in themselves and the club. And I couldn’t help but notice that the members were galvanized to want to stay the course and start the formidable task of re-building. I too promised to help.

Anyway, even with a very modest attendance, it was a good meeting. And the two speeches and evaluations were skillfully delivered. An 8 out of a 10!

Wednesday, June 27, 2012

Sorry, Batman's Busy!


Yesterday, Deputy Home Minister Abu Seman Yusop recited the weightless claim in Parliament that Malaysia had been acknowledged as one of the safest countries in the world by international bodies. On the same day at around 05:00 PM, Teo Kian Soon was shot in the right shoulder by one of two men on a motorcycle at a traffic light junction in Klang (The Malaysian Insider, June 27, 2012). And the day before – at about 11:15 PM – an attempted purse snatching occurred near The Curve at Mutiara Damansara (Facebook account of Dawn Jeremiah on June 26, 2012 – ‘X’ marks the spot where the incident took place – see above photo).


Sorry, folks! Batman is busy fighting Bane – he’s the latest villain in “The Dark Knight Rises”. So Hollywood successfully beckons Batman, not Kuala Lumpur!

Now, here’s an interesting anti-smoking commercial from Thailand – I hope more smokers see this!

Tuesday, June 26, 2012

Football-crazy Ants



An unusual setting for a football match. Thanks to one very skillful – and patient – Russian photographer, Andrey Pavlov captured photos of ants playing on a leaf with a straw for a goal – all in perfect detail by using a special macro lens. From a superb stop by the goalkeeper to celebrating a winning goal, Pavlov spent hours setting up these intricate scenes. It may not be quite up to Euro 2012 standards but the ants’ antics are bound to arrest your attention anyway.

And certainly, even England is not up to standard because they bowed out of Euro 2012 yesterday when they lost in the penalty shoot-out after a one-sided quarterfinal against Italy finished 0-0 following extra-time. Roy Hodgson nearly killed Liverpool, what makes the English FA think he will do differently with England?

Where's Batman?

For the dim-witted persons who make up the government and who are still insisting that the crime rate has gone down – let me just inform you of the two latest cases. At about 10:30 PM on Friday, a woman (above photo) was robbed and slashed on her head at the car park of MidValley Megamall (New Sunday Times, June 24, 2012, p 14). And yesterday, at around 6:30 AM, another unfortunate woman nearly had her finger severed by an armed robber near Taman Tun Dr Ismail (The Star, June 25, 2012, p 03).

So please put to rest that silly notion that you can now freely walk the streets of the city. Without getting mugged. Where’s Batman when you need him?!!



Last evening, I was at Cititel MidValley to attend the MidValley Toastmasters meeting. It was a meeting that was full of vibrancy – perhaps because I was there! – and there were decent-to-good speeches and evaluations. I was voted the Best Table Topics Speaker and overall, I would give this meeting a 7 out of a 10.

Monday, June 25, 2012

The Bersih Marathon

On Sunday, the annual Standard Chartered KL Marathon saw 28,000 runners taking part. Those who had Bersih tendencies found a novel way to advocate Bersih and even enter Dataran Merdeka, without attracting undue attention from the authorities and at the same time, making a point. The iconic square acted as the finish line for the race, Bersih supporters dubbed, the Let’s Bersih the Marathon Kuala Lumpur 2012 event. Now that’s a brilliant idea, if I may say so! The idea was conceived by runners who supported Bersih and wanted to run with the movement's color and name. According to one of the organizers, Julie Wong, five hundred yellow bibs which read "I run for Bersih 2.0" were distributed to runners. Then it was publicized through Facebook.

“We couldn’t get into Dataran Merdeka (on April 28) but in Malaysia’s largest marathon, we can!” read the group’s Facebook event page.


And just as the Occupy Balok-Gebeng protest took place on the east coast, there was a small show of solidarity at Dataran Merdeka. Check out the photos:

A Day in the Life of a SUBS Student

Raja Ishwalisa’s 4:57 minute project for my MKT2044 Advertising & Promotion class project:


If you think her work is good enough, please leave a favorable comment and tick ‘cool” in the “reaction” box below. I will award her 5 marks if she gets at least 15 of each.

Last Friday, SUBS colleague Derek Ong organized a mini symposium for his BMB2202/STA2024 Research Methods class where his students presented their research papers in a “simulated” conference setting. I was, of course, co-opted to be part of a panel of judges and the photos below highlighted some of their works:


On the same evening too, I was at Zest Café in KL’s Bangsar South for the Taman Indrahana Installation Night. Photos of the event are shown below: