The gory name aside, it is simply regular Heinz Ketchup – but whereas previously Heinz suggested putting their ketchup on things like burgers and hot dogs, now the brand is happy to encourage customers to slather it all over their neck like a stabbing victim.
Hey, a bottle of ketchup sold is a bottle sold, no matter where the ketchup ends up.
They have a new tagline too: "If you have Heinz, you have a costume".
And if you're looking to splurge in the online Heinz shop, the brand is also selling costumes: pirate, mummy, mad scientist, and corpse bride outfits for both kids and adults that are clean and white… just waiting to be “bloodied” with tons of ketchup.
Methinks, Heinz are really being creative with their marketing.
Mohamed Salah set up Sadio Mane to open the scoring after nine minutes. And the second goal came in the thirty-seventh minute when Mane found James Milner with a clever pass and the veteran crossed for Roberto Firmino to tap home on the volley.
In the next half, a Watford defender sent a back-pass to his goalkeeper who spilled into the path of Firmino – and of course, he finished with a simple tap-in to make it 3-0.
Salah then produced another moment of best-in-the-world genius to extend the lead further, picking the ball up in the box, dancing through a series of challenges, flooring that same Watford player and curling the ball home with his left foot for an exquisite solo goal in the fifty-fourth minute.
The scoring was not done there, either, with Firmino tapping in Neco Williams’ cross in injury-time to complete his hat-trick and add gloss to the score line.
It was a stupendous performance from Jurgen Klopp’s side and their form was highlighted by the fact that they have now scored three or more goals in each of their last seven away games in all competitions. According to Opta, that is a record in English top-flight history.
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