Tuesday, January 21, 2014

Sarong Secrets

On Sunday, I was at No. 3 Jalan Stonor in Kuala Lumpur for the book launch of Dr Lee Su Kim’s Sarong Secrets. Top Hat Restaurant had served as the launch pad for her first book and now, ten years later, her tenth book graced this same venue. 

Photos of the said event: 

 



























































































The kuih kochi which was one of a few types of nyonya kuih served, was to die for! And then there was white wine! 

I promised myself that one day, I too will have my own book launch!

Terrifying You to Sell Tires

I stumbled across this commercial and it intrigued and fascinated me. I also had the shakes. A Japanese tire company wanted to get viewers to pay attention to their adverts – and it decided to make the audience jump out of their skins. If terrifying your target audience is proven to also make them buy your product, the marketing team behind this offering from Autoway Tires should receive bouquets of compliments. 

But it seems that many who watch may end up so scared by what they have seen that they can’t even concentrate on the tag line and remember the product details at the end. 

The advert has been designed to show how the company’s tires can perform in extreme dangerous conditions. It begins with a warning message which reads: “Not for the faint of heart”. 

So my dear readers, please be aware. Watch it at your own peril! 

It says: “We shall not be liable for any injuries, illness, and damages claimed to be caused by watching the contents.” 

After the message, the advert shows a view from the windscreen of a car as it drives along a road through falling snow. A little while later the shadowy figure of a young girl appears up ahead in the middle of the road.














For what happens next, watch the video below. And turn up the volume.




Probably, the scariest product commercial ever! 

FYI, the commercial received rave reviews on Twitter. 

On Saturday, I was at the MIMKL Toastmasters meeting where I was the Toastmaster of the Day. I liked the invocation, the Table Topics and even the speeches and evaluations. Anyway, it was a good meeting but I would still give it a score of a 4 over 10 because we didn’t start on time. In fact, most times, we are not too concerned with being punctual. And that makes me unhappy.





























































































Monday, January 20, 2014

Kalimah Kangkung

I know, I know – I said no more kangkung gags! But I can't help it. I have to make an exception – after all, it is breaking news!
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

It has now been determined that only Najib Razak will be allowed to use or say the word 'Kangkung' after this. And PerKaSa, i.e. Persatuan Kangkung SatuMalaysia has vowed to defend this kalimah kangkung!
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Now before the UMNO fellows think that I am being disrespectful to the Prime Minister – I would like to express my gratitude to Najib for bringing down the price of kangkung. If some people are so desperately in need of praise, then I give lah!
 
Friend Ann Marie Sidhu couldn’t resist after reading my Thursday post (i.e. The PKFZ Fraud that Wasn’t) and she came up with this response: “Ah Victor, mushroom to lettuce the people have a laugh and not be grump pea. Sawi, carrot help myself and I don't guava a hoot about who has a grape about it!” Good one, Ann Marie!
 













Celtic continued their unbeaten run in the Scottish Premiership with a comfortable 3-0 win at home to Motherwell on Saturday. Kris Commons pounced on an Anthony Stokes shot to open the scoring inside the first five minutes. And a foul by Motherwell keeper Gunnar Nielsen on Stokes allowed Commons to convert from the spot in the thirty-ninth minute. Celtic then sealed the game when Stephen McManus deflected a James Forrest cross into his own net in the 68th minute. Celtic is now thirteen points clear at the top of the league table.
 
 
 











On the other side of the border, Liverpool hosted the Villans at Anfield in what turned out to be a thrilling EPL match, as Andreas Weimann stabbed the visitors ahead (25) before Christian Benteke's header (36) deservedly doubled Aston Villa's lead. Daniel Sturridge pulled a goal back for Liverpool in the forty-fifth minute as he latched onto Jordan Henderson's flick. Steven Gerrard's penalty in the fifty-third minute levelled matters after Luis Suarez went down under goalkeeper Brad Guzan's tackle. The match ended 2-2.
 
The Reds should have won, could have won. But the first-half horror show ensured they took just one point!

The Humble and Honest President

Let me introduce Luis Suarez's home country, Uruguay. It has been getting an avalanche of good press. And all because of one man who dares to be different. He is refreshingly humble and honest! He is Uruguayan President Jose Mujica.
 
Foreign Policy named President Mujica among its "100 Leading Global Thinkers", UK's The Guardian called the entire country "heroic" and The Economist named Uruguay its first-ever "Country of the Year."
 
I have blogged about BN leaders' lifestyles that are frequently scandalous, if not sinful! But Mujica is a rarity because he is the exact opposite. The closest equivalent to Mujica in Malaysia is probably Tok Guru Nik Aziz.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
This is Uruguay’s Presidential Palace. But the President doesn’t live here!
 
Mujica has shunned the luxurious residence that the Uruguayan state provides for its leaders and opted to stay at his wife's farmhouse, off a dirt road outside the capital, Montevideo.












Image credit: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-20243493

The only security detail is two guards parked on the approach road, and Mujica's three-legged dog, Manuela.
 
The president and his wife Lucia Topolansky work the land themselves, growing flowers.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 
 
 
  

BTW, he drives a 1987 VW Beetle instead of taking the customary limousine.

This austere lifestyle – and the fact that Mujica donates about 90% of his monthly salary, equivalent to $12,000 (£7,500), to charity – has led him to be called “the world’s poorest president”.
 
His charitable donations – which benefit poor people and small entrepreneurs – mean his salary is roughly in line with the average Uruguayan income of $775 (£485) a month. In 2010, his annual personal wealth declaration – mandatory for public officials in Uruguay – was $1,800 (£1,100), the value of his old car. In 2012, he added half of his wife's assets – land, tractors and a house – reaching $215,000 (£135,000).
 
That's still only about two-thirds of Vice-President Danilo Astori's declared wealth, and a third of the figure declared by Mujica's predecessor as president, Tabare Vasquez.
 
Still, the former guerrilla and Marxist resists the label. He's not a victim of poverty, after all; he's a political leader who cares deeply about economic inequality and is making an effort to lead by example.
 
Still, there's something to seeing Mujica really living his message that drives home just how unusual it is. This photo, from December 26, 2013, shows him sitting between his vice president Danilo Astori (to his left) and his new finance minister Mario Bergara, during the latter's official swearing-in ceremony. Soak it in:
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Uruguay's President Jose Mujica (center) sits between his vice president and finance minister at the latter’s swearing-in, in Montevideo, Uruguay. Image credit: Matilde Campodonico/AP
 
What struck me about this photo, after having fully absorbed that I was looking at the head of state of a sovereign nation, was that Mujica has staffed his administration with people who look and dress like senior government officials. In other words, though he's chosen to cultivate a moderately radical image for himself, he's not making that image so important that it's precluded him from working with suit-wearing technocrats. He still wants to run his country.
 
From what I have read about him, Mujica may be the only left-wing leader on the planet to win the favour of UK's Daily Mail, which lauded him as a trustworthy and charismatic figurehead in an article headlined: "Finally, A politician who DOESN'T fiddle his expenses."
 
Uruguay's options to improve society are limited, he believes, by the power of global capital. "I'm just sick of the way things are. We're in an age in which we can't live without accepting the logic of the market," he said. "Contemporary politics is all about short-term pragmatism. We have abandoned religion and philosophy … What we have left is the automatisation of doing what the market tells us."
 
And he says: "If we lived within our means – by being prudent – the 7 billion people in the world could have everything they needed. Global politics should be moving in that direction," he said. "But we think as people and countries, not as a species."
 
I challenge not just Najib Razak but all BN ministers to lead normal lives – like most Malaysians do – and reject the conspicuous and showy lifestyles they regularly display. Live within your honest means. In Malaysia that may just prove to be almost impossible!

Saturday, January 18, 2014

Wall that is an UHD TV













Image credit: http://www.blessthisstuff.com/stuff/technology/tv-video/sony-4k-ultra-short-throw-projector/

Samsung has a 110-inch UHD TV with a steep asking price of $150,000. But Sony has an even better idea that can turn any wall into a giant ultra-high definition television. 

Unveiled at the International CES 2014 this week, the cutting-edge 4K Ultra Short Throw Projector looks like a piece of tastefully designed minimalist furniture. It is not only sleek but it delivers a 147-inch image on your wall, from just a couple of inches away. It also features two cabinet units to accommodate other home electronics and two powerful speakers making this a truly immersive and visually stunning experience.

Despite the size of the videos it is capable of screening, the system takes up very little space. Even with the speaker units, the whole thing only measures 1100 x 265 x 535mm and the projected images can be adjusted to suit the size of wall available. It may be able to top out at 147 inches, but it can also screen a film at 66 inches and at incremental sizes in between. As well as HDMI input, the projector can connect to the internet or to a satellite or cable TV feed. 

And although this particular unit on display is merely a prototype, Sony has confirmed that the finished version will be going on sale in the US by the summer, priced at approximately $30,000-$40,000 (RM98505-RM131,340). Now, isn’t this cool? 

On Thursday, the Sunway University Toastmasters Club had their regular meeting at the university. For the very first time, we had an internal General Evaluator and the honor was given to our Immediate Past President, Dr Nagiah Ramasamy. 

This meeting saw (non-Toastmasters) guests almost equaling the number of members and they were mostly newly-enrolled students from the January 2014 intake. And I believe we impressed them because there were good speeches and evaluations that evening. Even Table Topics were interesting. I am giving this meeting a score of an 8 over 10. 



















































































 

Friday, January 17, 2014

Beer Commercials

I was checking out YouTube and I came across these commercials. And I began to think of chilled beers! 



Now I am ready for some really cold beers!