Tuesday, November 5, 2019

Donald Trump & The Dancing Chickens

Long before asshole Donald Trump (left) became a bigoted president, spreading xenophobia and picking fights with countries – he was a businessperson and a television personality. 

Amongst appearances on WWE and the Emmys,  Trump twice hosted Saturday Night Live, once in 2004 and then again in 2015 – just 12 months before he was elected as president. 

Trump’s two appearances on the show aren't fondly remembered – but one particular act has resurfaced and went viral – indeed, it is surreal to view it fifteen years later. 

In the 2004 sketch that also features Maya Rudolph, Kenan Thompson, Amy Poehler and Seth Meyers as the dancing chickens, the future president promotes his 'Donald Trump House of Wings' – a fictional chicken wing restaurant which has its own theme tune, an alternate version of "Jump (For My Love)" by The Pointer Sisters.

Trump, who surprisingly isn't completely awful in the segment but is hardly funny, gives the thumbs up to the chicken wing.

The clip has become popular again after it was reportedly shared by pro-Trump video researcher Wojciech Pawelczyk:
And I read that people genuinely don't know whether to cry or laugh! 

Let’s be honest, it wouldn't be as memorable if Trump isn't currently the president. 

Did you know that although the chicken wing restaurant was just a comedy skit, Trump did actually once try to flog steaks to the American public? Check out how convincing he is:
FYI, Trump Steaks was launched in May 2007 and was exclusively sold through The Sharper Image but they discontinued sales of the product line after just two months! 

Psst…’sold’ and ‘sales’ are not exactly correct because Inside Edition revealed that the company didn’t even manage to sell anything!

Trump doesn't need to try very hard to be the Joker – he himself is an instant joke! 

Now, that's already scary!

Besides, we're all suffering. 

God help us if he gets re-elected in 2020. America and the rest of the world will stay buried in deep shit for five more effing years!

After attending the 10th ASEAN-United Nations Summit in Bangkok, Thailand, Prime Minister Mahathir Mohamad (left) on Sunday voiced his unhappiness to the media that Malaysia and ASEAN are caught in the crossfire with the US and China clashing over trade. And he's right when he said that this US-China trade war will end only when Trump leaves office. 

Let's pray Americans will come to their senses when they decide on their next president.

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