Tuesday, August 13, 2019

"Khat": A Misplaced Priority

This “khat” issue is becoming farcical. 

Simply put, it is a case of misplaced priority. 

The fact that it is a recommendation by the Education Minister himself proves that brains aren't everything – in his case, they're nothing 

Damn you, go and fix the education system first! 

These words immediately come to mind to describe Maszlee Malik (left): asinine, brain-dead, clueless, dense, empty-headed, fatuous, gormless, half-baked, imbecilic, jejune, kooky, lowbrow, moronic, nescient, obtuse, pea-brained, quixotic, ridiculous, simpleminded, thick-skulled, unthinking, vacuous, witless, yobbish, zero. 

If being stupid is a crime, he'd get a life sentence. 

In fact, he’s the reason the gene pool needs a lifeguard. 

Indeed, Mae West’s words ring true: "His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork". 

Alas! That was not to be! 

But I have to be fair to Maszlee too. I shouldn’t wholly put the blame on Maszlee – he can’t help it if he is an arsehole. 

I should blame his boss, Mahathir Mohamad (left)! 

Why lah?! 

Are you senile? Have you lost your marbles? Have you taken leave of your senses? 

Do the right thing – and fire Maszlee. Do it. Enough is enough.

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