Sunday, January 14, 2018

Abdul Hadi Awang Hallucinates

On Friday, Malaysians learned that Abdul Hadi Awang (left) hallucinates. 

Hadi supposedly had highfalutin visions that his Islamist party will win 40 parliamentary seats in GE14 – hence, guaranteeing a kingmaker role for PAS. 

He fantasized that both Barisan Nasional and Pakatan Harapan cannot secure an outright majority at the coming polls. 

The moonstruck dreamer and half-cocked politician said that if and when PAS capture 40 parliamentary seats, the other parties wouldn't be able to form a government without depending on his party – meaning they would then be in a position to make demands. 

There are 222 parliamentary seats. 

In the last election, PAS won 22 seats when they were part of the now defunct Pakatan Rakyat. And now they want to retain this 22 plus win another 18. 

[Note: PAS had indicated they will be fielding candidates in 132 seats]. 

Hadi must have tied his turban a little too tight that day, and therefore, constricting blood flow to his brain. I am being polite here – I am allowing myself to believe that he has a brain in the first place. 

Dream on, Hadi! You are a joker! And a sicko! 

On Friday too, I was at The Lectern KL Toastmasters meeting, held in an Indian restaurant, i.e. The Olive Tree in Menara Hap Seng, Jalan P Ramlee, KL. 

I was the Toastmaster of the Evening.

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