Wednesday, February 22, 2017

Donald Trump Troll Doll

So teeny tiny!

Trump troll in the buff

Trump grabbing pussies. Image credit:

This could possibly be the best way to troll US President Donald Trump.

Meaning fifty-six-year-old Chuck Williams has created a vinyl Donald Trump troll doll.

The former senior staff sculptor for the Walt Disney Company in Burbank, California, has sculpted professionally for film, theme parks, toys and collectibles for 30 years.

After Trump was elected, Williams found himself sculpting Trump in order to deal with his emotions.

“I sculpted him NSFW to make it clear that I sculpted the entire figure and did not simply sculpt a head on an existing toy body”, Williams explained. “And I wanted to be a bit insulting. Tiny hands you know”.

And a disturbingly visible penis. A wee pecker at that.

[Note: For those who do not know, NSFW is ‘Not Safe For Work’ – usually seen in the subject line of an email message, indicating that the contents of the message are sexual, or rude, or something that is not suitable to be seen at the workplace].

The 4.75-inch tall and 4-inch wide toy also comes with a little Android cell phone in hand so President Troll is always Twitter ready.

After Williams created a sample of his Trump troll doll, he posted a photo on Facebook and discovered that so many of his friends wanted one that he decided to start a Kickstarter campaign to cover the manufacturing of so many figures.

You can actually preorder one on Kickstarter for just $25.

At the moment, the dolls are only available for preorder, being that Williams wants to find a quality factory to make them. He hopes the dolls will begin being made and distributed in the next few months, but it could take up to a year.

But Williams promises that “we are moving ahead” on the project.

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